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To: CainConservative

In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. He makes the room spin around him.

Newt Gingrich doesn’t need anyone’s endorsement. They need his.

Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left while driving on the highway. The body was never identified.

There is only one key demographic that matters in TV ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.

In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.


99 posted on 01/20/2012 4:10:12 PM PST by JediJones (Newt-er Romney in 2012!)
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To: JediJones
In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live. Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him. Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. He makes the room spin around him. Newt Gingrich doesn’t need anyone’s endorsement. They need his. Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left while driving on the highway. The body was never identified. There is only one key demographic that matters in TV ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich. In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.

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LOL!

(Newt, men wanna be him, women wanna marry him.)

107 posted on 01/20/2012 5:39:20 PM PST by CainConservative (Newt/Rubio 2012 with Cain, Huck, Petraeus, Parker, Watts, Duncan, & Bachmann in Newt's Cabinet)
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To: JediJones
In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.

LOL! Now, that is true, and funny!

117 posted on 01/20/2012 11:25:26 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: JediJones

“In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.”

lol!


120 posted on 01/21/2012 12:16:51 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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