Norris doesn’t bother stopping the flow of time - it just tiptoes around him
Chuck Norris can divide by Zero, and with this endorsement a solution is found.
Gravity doesn’t hold Norris to the earth - it holds the earth to Norris
Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door - in this case it will be after showing The Bamster out of the white house.
I would endorse Chuck Norris for Secretary of Defense but I don’t want to put all our other soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines out of work.