[paterfamilias]

GO CHUCK!!!!!!

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris does not sleep.. He waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[Zathras]

Chuck knows you can’t win this election by playing defense.
Glad I sent that donation to Newt today!

[Salamander]

What’s Uncle Ted got to say?

[Sybeck1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rkdTcQLwZ4

THE EXPENDABLES 2 Trailer HD

Check it out at 42 seconds!!

[Berlin_Freeper]

“When the going gets tough, the tough get Chuck Norris”.

[TitansAFC]

The vote will now be unanimous ping.....LOL

[TexasCajun]

Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Jim Robinson and now Chuck Norris.

At least Mutt has Juan MeCain's endorsement.

[ConfidentConservative]

Chuck Norris, great man with a brain.

Go Newt Gingrich!

[TangoLimaSierra]

I’m very glad to see this considering his rapport with Huckleberry.

[erod]

Awesome, Go Newt! And let's celebrate with some Chuck Norris facts!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[Scoutmaster]

[newfreep]

[Jane Long]

Wow...Newt delivers another round house kick to McRombama with this!

Newt really is the honey badger!

[stylecouncilor]

[Sudetenland]

I guess that's "game, set, and match." LOL!!!

Otherwise he might kick you.

Note: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your entire genetic line will die. If Chuck Norris just looks at you when he's mad, you will wake up in a hospital after 6 months in a coma.

[CainConservative]

[CainConservative]

[JediJones]

[mikeus_maximus]

I am afraid to disagree with Chuck Norris.

[greeneyes]

Last 2 nights of news has shown me a lot of GOP E panic. Last time Newt got ahead, the long knives came out. Now, expect swords and bullets to be added.

This is great news for Newt. I have a hint for GOP E, we are sick and tired of the candidates you pick which aren't even 50% conservative.

You don't like our pick, next time field a really conservative candidate you could live with, and make sure he can actually articulate conservative principles. That way you don't have rebellion in the ranks you sinkin’RINOs.