An old man was wandering through a cemetary reading the inscriptions on the headstones. "In loving memory," etc. He came upon one that said "Not dead, but sleeping." The old guy mumbled, "That old boy ain't fooling nobody but his own self." Likewise your enthusiastic worship of Bush means that you ain't fooling nobody but yourself if you think you're conservative.
Or maybe you have it right Republicans have not been particularly conservative as of the last 25 years or so. So maybe you are a "conservative, Republican" when the Republicans come up with Bush, Mclame, Mittens, Neut, etc. Not a conservative by any means, but conservative for a Republican.
Your boy Santorum has plenty of liberal votes and utterances on his record. Perhaps people around here should refer to you has not a “real conservative”.
I have learned not to get into spitting contests with nasty 'old (pseudo-con) farts' like you. Especially if you chew tobacco.
Because the result is that I end up getting as dirty as the inside of your filthy mouth, and it just doesn't accomplish anything.
So, I'll leave the conversation happily, knowing that I actually AM more conservative than you (no brag, just fact), and you may continue with the delusion that being ugly is the sign of 'true' conservatism.
Peace. :)