Posted on 01/20/2012 8:33:48 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Bets Rush will be so in the tank for Romney today that he plays a bazillion clips of Noot, and praises Noot, from the debate pings.
ROFL!
Happy Friday—BAL (Back After Lunch).
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Me too! Another birthday luncheon today. Yawn.
The show today will be a great way to end the week!!
JMHO, any time we get a chance to stick things up the DBM’s ...er, nose, the more the merrier. Couldn’t happen to more deserving SOB’s.
Also MHO, maybe somebody should hit a couple of bars on Keystone XL, just as a sop to us poor little critters huddled out here in the snowbanks while we try and figure out how to get jobs/fuel......
(I’m only two or three times as PO’d about that as yesterday at this time, and I’m being real calm about it.....some folks around this jobsite look like they’re mad enough to chew razorwire....)
I do have MacSpeech Dictate voice recognition software and it works very well. I would assume SIRI works similarly. You "train" it by reading preset paragraphs and it records your pronunciation. If you have a 'say' thick western PA accent you can correct certain words to recognize what you mean like for instance yinz or (second-person plural) yunz or you’uns.
So, yeah, I'd think SIRI is pretty cool. Especially if you're a girl on the go like yourself.
bttt
Wife just loves hers.... Does lot of things.
Always talking to her phone. not on the phone. hahahha
Regardless of what anyone thinks of Newt as a potential nominee, he did what folks have been wishing someone would do .... gave the Obamamedia what they have deserved (and then some) for a long, long time. The debate itself, for the most part, had the substance of a Jerry Springer show. We need respectable conservatives to run our debates (imagine Sarah asking the candidates questions on energy, perhaps Ollie North on foreign policy/military issues, for example!), not lib “enemedia”. Just a thought.
Why the hell is Rush quoting Slow Joe Scarborough?
I think the sorts of calls that Rush will get today are going to revolve around these two subjects, the first being with how effectively Newt took it to the MSM (Something people have been clamoring for, for many years):
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2835349/posts?page=86#86
I don’t see how, Newt didn’t contrast himself from Romney.
Really? I use iCal to do the same thing but I have to write it instead of talk to it.
Does it work for Books About Faces or being a Twit?
Rush, I don’t care what your idiot callers have to say, I tuned in to hear what YOU have to say.
That “question” at the beginning of the debate (as well as Newt’s answer) seemed staged, pre-planned, and well-rehearsed.
I’m loving Newt in these debates with his attack on whiny Juan and now CNN. He’s got balls. I don’t like Mitt and I don’t think Santorum has the voice or money to win. Won’t even give a mention to crazy uncle Paul.
Mr Obama, You wrote in your book that you took drugs and did cocain. Can you tell us....
Oh sorry, I was just dreaming!
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