The angel Moroni is the one who supposedly gave Treasure Huntin' Joe the book and started the whole thing. Moroni's golden idol graces the peak of the mormon temple. It seems rightful that the cult should be named after him, the moronic church, and his book the moronic bible...detailing how only being a moron is pleasing to God, only morons go to heaven, how perfectly obedient morons become moronic gods, how our God once was a man who chose to be a moron, etc.
Seems that if missionairies are looking for potential morons, they should advertise to the paint huffers and glue sniffers first...they're halfway there.
But them dudes ain't got no money to tithe on; since it all has gone up their nasal passages.