The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, January 16, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[RetSignman]

There he goes again being ‘FORCED to defend Romney again’.

[CSM]

Hey Rush, The foxes got to your place on the backs of the breeding turtles. You missed it because you had to keep your lights off.

[pyx]

Please, please, please tell me, you do children's birthday parties. Pretty please.

[mewzilla]

Hi, all! And speaking of rats, in this case the four-footed variety, from 2007.....

Health Commissioner: Rats Are Not A Health Risk

[mewzilla]

And to see what the two-footed variety has been up to....

Greece gets closer to brink of bankruptcy

[pyx]

OMG ! Rush said, "Anything is still possible (in the GOP incumbent race) !"

That proves it ! Rush is in the tank for ...

[RetSignman]

[children’s birthday parties?]

Why, yes I do, do you have a birthday comin’ up?

[upsdriver]

Rush, if it ever happens again, just smash the stupid mouse with a baseball bat. Why complicate things?

[MissMagnolia]

Actually, Vermin Supreme is on the right track with methane, just not "pony-produced"!! Here's a FR thread that has a really good article about the subject:

How to Reduce Oil Prices

[sloop]

I was trying to have a little fun with a Paulbot but she keeps running away. ****Sigh**** Pings

cough

[RasterMaster]

My brother-in-law has a pellet gun with a laser scope....works like a charm and less mess than a baseball bat.

[pyx]

[children’s birthday parties?]

Why, yes I do,

Somehow, I'm just not at all surprised.

do you have a birthday comin’ up?

No no ... just confirming a few things.

[upsdriver]

If he uses a pellet gun, he’d better let the mouse out of the garbage can before using it. A miss and he just might shoot his eye out!:)

[CSM]

I’m as confused as Rush is...this guy is not good at making a point.

[pyx]

Rush, if it ever happens again, just smash the stupid mouse with a baseball bat.

That's disgusting and cruel ... or perhaps not. Besides, if you use a tennis racket, you can smack caught mice over the Big Green Monster in the backyard ... that is of course if they clear the top edge of the fence and you don't connect with the rim of the racket.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

She's engaged in full on war, now. I would report her for harassment, but then, in a way, doesn't she win?

[upsdriver]

Actually, it is more humane than Rush’s way and way more humane than poisoning them. Not that I’m concerned with any extermination solution.

[sloop]

it was just another driveby platitude - she calls us an idiot but when you ask specific questions, paultardz always run

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Ha - she’s posting on my wall and all my links right now. Every time she insults me I keep thanking her for the compliments because “naturally, everything Paulbots say is the complete opposite of reality.” haha.

[RetSignman]

[No no ... just confirming a few things.]

AWW, that’s too bad because I dress up in a Romney clown suit and give out fifty or sixty dollars to everyone.