[Caipirabob]

"Sir, you are under arrest for a class A felony disposal of a CFL lightbulb..."

"You shot my wife, my dog..."

"...anything you have to say will be held against you in the EPA military tribunal about to convene. Do you have any surviving next of kin?"

[DrDavid]

Here is a dramatized version of the Green Police.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxTNZUhesZk