Posted on 01/13/2012 5:21:49 PM PST by WesternCulture
Yep, they definitely should have named 'em "Goat", "Camel" and "Donkey".
Laz coaches soccer?
Except in December, when everyone is in Spain.
I have no problem with the coach using a perfectly valid explanation that 14 year old boys will actually listen to.
/johnny
“Yep, they definitely should have named ‘em “Goat”, “Camel” and “Donkey”.”
- In remote areas of Turkmenistan the strangest of marriages between Man and beast daily take place.
But what has it got to do with floorball?
“I have no problem with the coach using a perfectly valid explanation that 14 year old boys will actually listen to.”
- That coach is no criminal, but personally I’d not chose using that kind of language when being around boys that age.
Am I too old fashioned?
Laz coaches soccer?
Sounds like it!!
And when they think about food, they still think about sex.
It's hormonal. Been going on for thousands of years. I'm just giving a nod to the coach for leveraging that to get a boy to think about something else for a few milliseconds.
But no, you aren't too old fashioned.
But you have to remember that you can't beat them with a board to get their attention anymore, that's verboten.
/johnny
That reminds me. I need to get my gas grill repaired before spring comes.
Malmo rules.
“Geez. Next thing you know they’ll go after the Swedish Bikini Team.”
- Miss Inga Anderson, just what are you gonna do about your global reputation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgO6Ttn7rU
“I’m just giving a nod to the coach for leveraging that to get a boy to think about something else for a few milliseconds.”
- This coach certainly knows what 14-year old boys wish to be doing instead of playing floorball, but question is why he isn’t at home, in bed, with his wife doing exactly this thing to her?
“Malmo rules.”
- I fail to connect the dots here.
Because he's over the teenage hormonal stupidity thing, and he's going to Spain in December, instead of staying where the choices are suicide, serious engineering, booze, or sex during the winter solstice.
/johnny
I don’t know. If I was a 14 year old kid and my coach started talking to me about stuff like this, I’d keep my distance from him.
“(..) choices are suicide, serious engineering, booze, or sex during the winter solstice.”
- Perhaps I’m getting you wrong, but we all need blonde women, engineering and vodka.
Spain, Portugal and Southern Italy definitely are nice places to be in the midst of January, but you are severly mistaken if you believe Sweden not to be.
Go to Stockholm in January and find out about life. To begin with, Swedish females know no competition.
What did Bon Scott say about Hell?
Stop it, I am about to choke from laughing.
“Stop it, I am about to choke from laughing.”
- Please lend me just a little bit more of your attention.
This is your next door neighbor (fer f*cks sake, get a *****n’ grip!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1xxgOHcOg
This is someone you’re likely to bond heavily with on a holiday down in Asia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6r1GrApjiM
Where are you in all this Freudianism?
Cheers!
I ain’t likely to take a holiday in asia. Frankly, I think those that do do it for verschlechtsverkehr.
And the fat guy ain’t my brother. My brother is fat, but not that fat.
;)
And he has better weapons...
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