[Scoutmaster]

Current Mormon leader Dalllin Oaks falls into your scenario, but I don’t think it’s any sort of secret.

Yes, I could vote for a Mormon. No, I couldn't vote for Mitt Romney. No, I couldn't vote for LDS Apostle Dallin H. Oaks. He gave the "Lying for the Lord" speech that some misguided Mormons have used to justify things like that MormonVoices.org site telling the press that there are "zero" references in all of LDS.org of teaching 'gods over planets.' I don't want to argue theology with you, but don't pour lemonade on my head and tell me it's raining. That's like when then-prophet Gordon B. Hinckley told Larry King ("when it started they allowed it?") about polygamy that "when our people came west they permitted it on a restricted scale." Hello? Nauvoo? Kirkland? Joseph Smith?

[Elsie]

I don't want to argue theology with you, but don't pour lemonade on my head and tell me it's raining.

This letter is from Josey Wales' lawyer; and I'd like a word with you...