[Diana in Wisconsin]

I cashed in a sh*tload of them last year to survive the year-long divorce process. I was basically forced to buy them all through the 80’s while I was in the Army. (It was either THAT or contribute to The United Way - NOT!)

I mailed one to my Ex with my wedding band taped to it. It was a $500 bond that my folks had bought us for our wedding nearly 20 years ago; it was worth under $300.00.

We. Are. So. Screwed.

Let me repeat that: WE. ARE. SO. SCREWED.

[Osage Orange]

Currently 'between engagements' but I have a steady beau who is the love child of Fred Bear and Ted Nugent.

I dunno who that dude is.....but I LIKE him!!

HA!!