Are you willing to check your dingdong at the door? If not, I think the ladies in the room might have a right to object. :)
Or perhaps take a poll of the ladies first. "Hey, do y'all mind if I bring this in with me?"
Nah, didn't think that would work... IMO, if you still got it, you ain't a lady.
Dang it, guess it won’t work. :) Goes with me everywhere.
This is just such a silly subject I cannot believe rational people are proposing it. Oh, but they are not rational.