Posted on 01/05/2012 8:06:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Bitter, Party of Perry. Paging Bitter, Party of Perry. Here’s your seat, right next to Paul and Huntsman.
Ging Grinch supporters...
Thanks for the reminder ping.
I am wondering if Newt is going to end up having a meltdown because of his anger towards Romney.
No kidding.
I don’t know very many of those, but it’s not Santorum’s fault that Gingrich failed to perform. In fact, and I know this may end up getting me in trouble here, it’s not Romney’s fault, or anyone else’s but Gingrich.
Whether he wants to admit it or not, negative ads are a means of campaigning. If he can’t handle the heat, he shouldn’t have jumped into the race. This is the fourth or fifth temper tantrum he’s thrown, and quite frankly, it’s offputting and childlike. I expect this from Obummer, but not from our guy. If he can’t handle what Romney throws at him, how the heck is going to handle the Dimwit machine?
At least Michele is a class act.
Workin’ and lurkin’ today.
Wow this place has certainly come back to life! Hows things Clint?
She did go out with grace. If she will honestly reflect on what went wrong with her campaign, she can come back stronger than ever. I wish her well.
Why insult an entire area of the country if you’re running for office? Jeez. I’m starting to feel like none of these people have any intelligent staffers out there.
I’m glad my overall agenda has not “changed”—”anyone but zero.”
He had a meltdown because his staff left, then he had a meltdown because someone allegedly said something about his wife, now it’s Romney.....
He comes across as somewhat unstable.
shhhh...
That kind of talk will get the Brown Shirts on your arse.
Her farewell speech was amazing. I hope she continues to be a force for the conservative movement in the House and on the campaign trail.
Not while Boner is in charge.
Is it sad that I almost liked him better on the couch with Nutsy Pelosi?
We are witnessing the meltdown of the Paulbots.
AMEN to that! Will miss her!
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