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To: QwertyKPH

Personally, I hate it that breasts are called “boobs”. It’s a derogatory term. I especially hate it when women refer to their own breasts with that word.

What’s an electronic device that mesmerizes people with it’s stupefying message? A BOOB tube.

Another word for an idiot or stupid person? A BOOB.

Sad that even women use this terminology to describe a part of the body which can sustain life.


5 posted on 01/01/2012 2:04:44 PM PST by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: Reddy
What’s an electronic device that mesmerizes people with it’s stupefying message? A BOOB tube.

You may have the association backwards. Looking at boobs is about the only thing that can make men act stupider than watching the tube.

8 posted on 01/01/2012 2:10:50 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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9 posted on 01/01/2012 2:11:10 PM PST by Neidermeyer
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To: Reddy

ok

how bout BOOBIES

lol


13 posted on 01/01/2012 2:18:59 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Reddy
Wow, spun a little tight are we?

(.) (.)

37 posted on 01/01/2012 2:50:02 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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To: Reddy

#1 women and men have the same number of ribs.

#2 That’s part of the Bible that is in error, the true story is:

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God.

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,” reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically balanced,” as she put it.

“That is a fair point,” replied God, “but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.”

God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it away into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

“Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?”

“Just fantastic,” she replied, “but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”

God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let’s see...where did I put the useless boob?”

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?


38 posted on 01/01/2012 2:55:12 PM PST by null and void (Day 1076 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Reddy

My research found that Boob derives from booby, which derives from bubby, back in the late 1600s.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bubby

Frankly, I can’t imagine anyone wanting discount surgery of any kind.


55 posted on 01/01/2012 4:08:00 PM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Author of BullionBible.com - Makes You a Precious Metal Expert, Guaranteed.)
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To: Reddy
"Personally, I hate it that breasts are called “boobs”."

Steve Martin had a great bit on that back when he was doing stand-up routines - now I've got to go Google it....

60 posted on 01/02/2012 3:03:56 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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