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To: QwertyKPH

I need a referral to a good plastic surgeon who specializes in the reduction of male organs. I have had many complaints of being too large. Any referral to a competent physician would be appreciated.


12 posted on 01/01/2012 2:15:00 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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18 posted on 01/01/2012 2:22:21 PM PST by QwertyKPH (I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
I need a referral to a good plastic surgeon who specializes in the reduction of male organs. I have had many complaints of being too large. Any referral to a competent physician would be appreciated.

There's prescription drug for your problem; truth serum.

25 posted on 01/01/2012 2:26:56 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Contact Loretta Bobbit, she is quick and cuts close to the bone


28 posted on 01/01/2012 2:30:03 PM PST by shadeaud ( “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. Just doing my duty a Christian)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Just start dating taller women- problem solved.


34 posted on 01/01/2012 2:45:01 PM PST by fini
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46 posted on 01/01/2012 3:09:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
I have had many complaints of being too large

rumour has it those complaints came from known pathological liars who make their money from the act, not by the hour..which of course saved you lots of time for Christmas shopping.

47 posted on 01/01/2012 3:09:37 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Santa missed my house again....or maybe he's stuck in the chimney. I'll go look.......)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Be sure to check the Organ Donor box on your Driver’s License.


53 posted on 01/01/2012 3:39:44 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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Are you from Nantucket, perchance?


54 posted on 01/01/2012 3:40:58 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

There is a Russian physician, Dr. I. Kutcharodoff who performs organ reductions.


58 posted on 01/01/2012 5:57:19 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Mose Conservative in the Primary, the Republican Nominee in the General.)
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