[Finny]

"He has not said that he will not do it, he has also not said that he will. I think it's a matter of time until that issue comes up because I think everybody has to get a chance to do that. And so I don't know the answer to that, I'm not sure if he knows the answer to that. But he'll do everything that he needs to," Matt Romney said, according to Patch.com.

Good grief. Like father, like son. A puff of steam has more substance that the ridiculous verbiage in the quote above. YIKES.

[Mustang Driver]

I’d settle for John Kerry’s DD 214 at this point. Thank you.

[Boogieman]

The kids inherited that rare genetic condition that allows them to speak out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.