(National Enquirer) EXCLUSIVE! JOHN EDWARDS HEART ATTACK DRAMA

NATIONAL ENQUIRER ^ | December 30, 2011 | ALEXANDER HITCHEN, RICK EGUSQUIZA & LYNN ALLISON

[Georgia Girl 2]

I think thats called an anxiety attack. He probably started thinking about who his cellmate in the pen was going to be and his heart couldn’t take it.

[Palladin]

Three years old, and he’s already a comedian!

[maggief]

LOL!

You win!

[musicman]

"It's called a panic attack and if I were him I'd be panicking, too."

[oh8eleven]

cried out for assistance during a terrifying heart attack drama

[maggief]

Oops, missed your post.

Classic!

[krb]

I saw him at California Pizza Kitchen last weekend and he looked fine.

[reg45]

I sure all of the physicians he looted over the years are just waiting to get him into a hospital bed. “Put these bedpans into the freezer for a few hours!”

[Gaffer]

.... the former presidential candidate had “unex­pectedly encountered a medical issue” that will make it “extraordinarily difficult” for him to appear in court for his trial, slated to begin Jan. 30.

I'd be clutching at my chest too if I were about to be subjected to some extra curricular ass-banging in prison....."Hep me, Elizabeth! I'm comin to you join ya, Honey!"

Bwaaaaaaahaaahhaahhaaaahhaaa! Couldn't happen to a nicer Breck Girl....

[maggief]

Details???

[katana]

who his cellmate in the pen was going to be

His heart isn't the body part he needs to worry about.

[Churchillspirit]

.....and The Breck Girl has a lot to panic about.

[SaraJohnson]

I know I am a sucker, but I always feel sorrow for people who wreck love and honor so terribly and totally in their lives.

No matter what excuses John Edwards gives to himself for what he has done, the bottom line is that he broke all the hearts tied to him and his own. He did all this for a fleeting sexual thrill; proving once again that liberalism’s claims of free sex come with a heavy price.

Cor. 13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. ...”

He paid the highest price and man can pay.

[bkopto]

“HELP ME, I’M DYING!” Bent over in agony, JOHN EDWARDS cried out for assistance

I smell a rat. Its a fake - a stalling tactic - or a phony drama ginned up to contaminate the jury pool with sympathy towards himself.

[moovova]

Ain’t that thar one of them dangling participles?

Ha! But, regardless of the Enquirer's grammer, John Edwards has earned the shame of everything the Enquirer can dig up, uncover, or dangle on this poor excuse for a human being.

I appreciate the N/E being John Edwards' shadow.

[onemiddleamerican]

He needs such a long delay of trial because he can’t find a doctor willing to care for him.

[OrangeHoof]

Maybe the “other America” cares, John. I don’t.

[yank in the UK]

This pretty boy is so in love with himself that he probably masturbates to himself in the mirror. I bet this skidmark commits suicide before he can be sentenced.

[oldbill]

Ain’t no participles there.

[mriguy67]

I think he is trying to get put in a min security hospital prison where the is less chance of him becoming someones beeootch