Given it is in Mexico, if you get off the fairway, they may never find you either. I like desert golf a lot as well, some of the courses in Phoenix/Scottsdale are awesome, green ribbons of fairway surrounded by cactus and desert.
I live in Phoenix....the desert courses here are NOT for amateurs or 1st timers cause if you cannot hit a drive 220 yards, you are in the s%&*