Tweeting the word 'drill' could mean your Twitter account is read by U.S. government spies

Daily Mail ^ | 12/28/11 | Rob Waugh

[Nachum]

The Department of Homeland Security makes fake Twitter and Facebook profiles for the specific purpose of scanning the networks for 'sensitive' words--and tracking people who use them. Simply using a word or phrase from the DHS's 'watch' list could mean that spies from the government read your posts, investigate your account, and attempt to identify you from it, acccording to an online privacy group. [Snip] The DHS outlined plans to scans blogs, Twitter and Facebook for words such as 'illegal immigrant', 'outbreak', 'drill', 'strain', 'virus', 'recovery', 'deaths', 'collapse', 'human to animal' and 'trojan', according to an 'impact asssessment' document filed

[Nachum]

'illegal immigrant', 'outbreak', 'drill', 'strain', 'virus', 'recovery', 'deaths', 'collapse', 'human to animal' and 'trojan', according to an 'impact asssessment' document filed

You know, I went to my local illegal immigrant because I was concerned about an outbreak that might cause many deaths from a strain of a nasty virus which causes the teeth to collapse like the Bruins did against the Trojans this year in football. I hear that when the Bruins coach was fired, the school had a document filed to turn their pansy football team from human to animals because the impact assessment of the school's athletic director is that they should just play flag football instead. I think that they just need to drill a lot more.

There, that should do it.

[Salamander]

***Armageddon***!

[dagogo redux]

LOL!

I think we’re safe here, though - NObody here uses the term “illegal immigrant” that I know of. [We use “Democrat voters” if I’m not mistaken]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

You can only conclude that DHS believes its mission is to facilitate the destruction of America.

[grobdriver]

'human to animal'

Trying to think of why they would focus on that phrase...
Think... think... think... coming up empty.

[Nachum]

‘human to animal’

Think- ‘Bio terror’

[IMR 4350]

Well I heard there was a document filed that showed illegal immigrants were drilling for a nasty strain of virus called Trojans to cause an outbreak and the impact assessment showed the result would be a massive number of deaths or convert humans to animals.

[khnyny]

Very cute - you beat me to it! :)

[RitaOK]

Funeeeeey! Another snooping disaster for team O. who is caught up in bowing and pandering, and fraternizing with the enemy himself, and via Hillary the great, still strapped to the belly of a plane 24/7, banished.

[JohnKinAK]

Police State AmeriKa

[markomalley]

Here's one page (out of five) of the complete word list:

Click above to take a look at the complete Privacy Impact Assessment from DHS.

[donmeaker]

same old drill as usual.

Back during the Clinton administration my younger two kids got very dirty. My wife popped them into the tub together. and based on looking at the thickness and aroma of the bath water, dispatched an email to a friend on her recipe for “toddler soup”. The FBI called the next day.

[razorback-bert]

Does this mean I can't DRILL for oil anymore?

[beebuster2000]

'illegal immigrant', 'outbreak', 'drill', 'strain', 'virus', 'recovery', 'deaths', 'collapse', 'human to animal' and 'trojan', according to an 'impact assessment' document filed

I went to the dermatologist because i had an outbreak of acne, the doctor thought it could be a virus caused by bad teeth so he sent me to a USC Trojan alum of his who said, yes, it would be a strain to correct it and that he would have to drill in order for a recovery to be possible and maybe the impacted wisdom teeth would also need an assessment, and maybe they would have to be filed down a little, but not to worry because the likelihood that i could give it to my pet monkey was low unless there was some kind of weird human to animal thing going on and in that case it would be illegal and he would have to document it in my record, although sharing that with anyone would be forbidden under the new HIPPA regs if I was an immigrant in a sanctuary city.

[Lobbyist]

I want to see the file DHS has on me. Can I request that information?

[Walrus]

OK, folks, we know what we have to do.

Include the words “’illegal immigrant’, ‘outbreak’, ‘drill’, ‘strain’, ‘virus’, ‘recovery’, ‘deaths’, ‘collapse’, ‘human to animal’ and ‘trojan’” in every bit of electronic correspondence you send between now and election day

[Nuc 1.1]

Guess I don't have to worry. I never use illegal immigrant. I use illegal alien to describe illegal aliens. So...I should be safe from big sis.

[King_Corey]

Just tweeted “DRILL” and posted it to Facebook with a nice link to the story. Hopefully will get me some love and attention from the Empire.

I fear that people like Alex Jones and Ron Paul are right about our Government. Every time they point this stuff out I always thought... Yeah Yeah, whatever, but now... It is getting sick. Our liberty is being stolen.

[manic4organic]

They forgot the most important ones, like: Usurper, Muslim, Marxist, Kenyan, Traitor, Manchurian, Progressive, Democrat...

[Nachum]

Ohhh, yours is much smoother than mine.

I will have to DRILL a lot more.