Comes with nuclear missiles and torpedoes. The neighbor’s little shih-tzu won’t be crapping in my yard anymore.
“Taking another dump, eh Lady? Well here’s a nuclear torpedo to clean that mess up. Wonder what the blast radius is on a nuclear torpe...........”
In the real world, the answer to that question is "greater than the sum of the longest run, and the run of the launch vessel running @ a flank bell on a reciprocal course." That would be why they haven't be deployed in a very long time.