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They still don't know the exact name of the medical condition but the symptoms are uncontrollable cr*pping in the pants for fear of going to jail.
1 posted on 12/22/2011 4:00:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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I wonder if he’s taking a page out of his late wife’s book. Get sick, avoid serious questions.

How I pity his children.


2 posted on 12/22/2011 4:03:41 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Still heartless after all these years...)
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Are we talking about that embarassing over 4 hours thingie?


3 posted on 12/22/2011 4:03:48 PM PST by Cyman
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Need thes John Edards???


4 posted on 12/22/2011 4:05:04 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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Will he sue some medical company for his illness? After all, is that not how he gathered his fortune?


5 posted on 12/22/2011 4:09:15 PM PST by 353FMG
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probably has the clap or syph


6 posted on 12/22/2011 4:09:15 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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I guess his penis fell off. Boo hoo.
8 posted on 12/22/2011 4:11:19 PM PST by YankeeDoodleRebel
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Maybe one of those doctors he sued and screwed over can treat him.

What is kind of funny is that he stayed in the race to screw Hillary and help Obama. Obama then prosecutes him. I feel sorry for his kids. The adults in that clan brought down a lot of bad karma. The kids did not deserve those parents.


9 posted on 12/22/2011 4:12:37 PM PST by John360 (Rick Santorum - a real conservative)
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”


10 posted on 12/22/2011 4:13:00 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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There’s always a first time, but this is the first time I’ve heard of a trial being delayed over a severe case of chlamydia.


12 posted on 12/22/2011 4:15:11 PM PST by zipper (espions sur les occupants)
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14 posted on 12/22/2011 4:18:12 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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...does he have the urge to run and hide in a restroom?


15 posted on 12/22/2011 4:18:52 PM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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"John Edwards asks to delay trial, citing illness (Urgent Need for Depends?)"


18 posted on 12/22/2011 4:24:02 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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Who wants to bet John Edwards will channel Elizabeth Edwards and have her testify she forgives him...


20 posted on 12/22/2011 4:29:09 PM PST by OrioleFan
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I believe that the vernacular for what Mr. Edwards is manifesting is “snivelling”.


21 posted on 12/22/2011 4:29:52 PM PST by Noumenon ("I tell you, gentlemen, we have a problem on our hands." Col. Nicholson-The Bridge on the River Qwai)
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I hope the Enquirer has some photographers staking out his house. I’m sure the neighbor across the street that Silky Pony and the late missus liked to trash would be glad to let the reporters wait there.


23 posted on 12/22/2011 4:31:04 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Try to delay all he wants it won’t be long before he sees the other America. The one where he is a abused girlfriend.


29 posted on 12/22/2011 4:50:58 PM PST by Leep
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I’m surprised he found a doctor that would treat him.


32 posted on 12/22/2011 5:09:14 PM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot.)
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Bad Hair Day!


34 posted on 12/22/2011 5:17:44 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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His hairspray won’t hold for a full day of trial.


35 posted on 12/22/2011 5:38:42 PM PST by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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No, he just wants to put the trial in a critical phase of the 2012 election, hoping that political pressure to keep details of Democrat corruption under cover will play in his favor.

The guy was a Democrat VP nominee and Presidential candidate and having him as a poster boy for Democrat corruption and cover up will be a bad message at a critical time for Democrats

36 posted on 12/22/2011 5:58:25 PM PST by rdcbn
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