The correct answers to “Who’s on first?” in the original Abbot and Costello dialog were,
“Yes.”
“That’s the man’s name.”
“That’s right.”
The correct answer to “What’s the guys name on first?” is
“No, what’s on second.”
That’s okay. It was a great routine.
It’s exhibit one in the claim that you don’t have to spend your whole comedic set focused on the groin/ass region to be funny.
Clever is 100 times as funny as shocking vulgarity.