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Secret document reveals why BMW drivers are asshats
Jalopnik ^

Posted on 12/21/2011 12:23:43 AM PST by Impala64ssa

A leaked document has revealed that the asshattery of BMW drivers may be more than coincidence. Failing to use turn signals, cutting off other drivers, tailgating, flipping the bird and other affronts to road civility have become indelibly associated with the Bavarian Marque. Why? According to the document, it's all part of a totally illegal customer loyalty scheme.

This template document, issued to all BMW dealers (click the image below to expand), comes to us from an anonymous informant known only as "The Whistleblower." It clearly outlines a list of driving behaviors, recorded on the black boxes that have been standard on all new BMWs for several years now and translated into points.

Accumulated points can then be traded for the kind of fabulous prizes middle management Bimmer drivers most covet, such as anger management classes and male botox injections.

(Excerpt) Read more at jalopnik.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: bmw
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Any Bimmer owners, I'm just kidding ;) The nut behind the steering wheel is a defect that can be found in any car.
1 posted on 12/21/2011 12:23:47 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Damn you Helmut!


2 posted on 12/21/2011 12:24:52 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Impala64ssa

Seriously, why do people in “rich” cars have no manners?
Why do people in jacked up pick ups “crawl” over speed bumps?
Why do people in Vettes limit themselves to “30 mph”?


3 posted on 12/21/2011 12:27:52 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Impala64ssa

I just wave and smile.


4 posted on 12/21/2011 12:30:23 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Why are there too many people loaded in a Gremlin?


5 posted on 12/21/2011 12:33:00 AM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: Impala64ssa

It goes both ways. Psych studies have shown that wealthy people tend to be more calloused about social graces, due to the lesser need for them, because they are more self-sufficient.

But people who see BMW or other expensive cars will tend to show the drivers of these cars less courtesy, in terms of other drivers letting them into their lane or slowing down so BMW drivers can turn onto the street from parking lots and such.


6 posted on 12/21/2011 12:33:24 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Impala64ssa

How about the idiots who use turn signals when there is no need for one. Such as they are in a place where they have to make a turn. My observation is that same people fail to put on their headlights when it rains. Plus they don’t signal when they should at least as a courtesy/heads up to others


7 posted on 12/21/2011 12:34:32 AM PST by dennisw (A nation of sheep breeds a government of Democrat wolves!)
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To: Carthego delenda est

Hey, a lime green Gremlin with denim seats is very humbling.

LoL


8 posted on 12/21/2011 12:35:08 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Carthego delenda est

You should see what kind of load capacity a Pacer has!


9 posted on 12/21/2011 12:36:42 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Impala64ssa

What I can’t figure is why people pry themselves in and out of such a small passenger cabin of the BMW. Except for the 720 they all seem like compact cars to me.

Must be the driving experience.


10 posted on 12/21/2011 12:37:52 AM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Jonty30

Interesting insight.


11 posted on 12/21/2011 12:38:24 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dennisw
How about the idiots who use turn signals when there is no need for one.

How about the people that drive the speed limit in the FAST lane and make everyone else go around them on the right. I can handle the endless turn signals.

12 posted on 12/21/2011 12:39:20 AM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: dennisw

I am guilty of the useless turn signal. I do it sub-consciously. If I am about to make a turn, my hand automatically flips the lever. My daughter just pointed this out to me this weekend when I was pulling into a parking spot in an empty parking lot.


13 posted on 12/21/2011 12:39:25 AM PST by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: mylife
Why do people in jacked up pick ups “crawl” over speed bumps?

It may be high, but the bounce is exaggerated up there.

Why do people in Vettes limit themselves to “30 mph”?

Because they know the radar gun will be pointed at them first.

14 posted on 12/21/2011 12:41:22 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Jonty30

And there are LOTS of them in Los Angeles. Oh, lots. Lots and lots and lots.


15 posted on 12/21/2011 12:41:22 AM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: gunsequalfreedom
I like the Volkswagen Phaeton. I just need a bit of money.


16 posted on 12/21/2011 12:42:01 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Seems like a waste.


17 posted on 12/21/2011 12:42:48 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Explorer89

Who are the people that flip on the right hand blinker and then make a left?


18 posted on 12/21/2011 12:44:14 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Who are the people that flip on the right hand blinker and then make a left?

Across 3 lanes? This just happened to me last week.

19 posted on 12/21/2011 12:45:27 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Which makes it a common car, not a luxury car down there. :)


20 posted on 12/21/2011 12:47:40 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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