He’d be still rowing a boat up and down San Franscisco Bay and burning dried seaweed for heat if wasn’t for pipelines providing fuel and natural gas for the area. Stick it Sierra Club.
They don’t allow us to burn stuff in California, except on designated burn days.
Guidance from the Sierra Club:
Conflict Diamonds: bad because they exist, and someone might be made happy by their beauty.
Ethical Diamonds: good because they don’t exist.
Conflict Oil: Good because we can use the conflict to deny oil to the US
Ethical Oil: Bad because we can’t use conflict to deny oil to the US
Hypocrites.