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3 reasons Christmas is bad for your company
American Express Open Forum ^ | Dec. 15, 2011 | Penelope Trunk

Posted on 12/20/2011 4:20:21 AM PST by sauropod

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To: sauropod
This is one of those "I can't believe somebody actually wrote that" articles
LOL ... that's the exact reaction I had while reading this crap.
I wonder how the author had time to dream up this nonsense while out with her peers - the OWS scum.
21 posted on 12/20/2011 6:06:09 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: sauropod
Diversity increases productivity at most companies.

Always asserted, never supported.

22 posted on 12/20/2011 6:08:30 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Never mind.)
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To: sauropod

Just...Holy...Crap. They used Trojan Condoms as a polling source?


23 posted on 12/20/2011 6:08:30 AM PST by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: RockinRight

People who are higher up in the organization usually take time off.....RHIP.


24 posted on 12/20/2011 6:13:14 AM PST by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: sauropod
Christmas is a religious holiday.

Perhaps the author didn't get the memo, but our modern culture is just about done purging the remaining religious elements from the day. You're not supposed to even acknowledge the existence of the religious elements in public any more.

25 posted on 12/20/2011 6:13:15 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Never mind.)
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative
Diversity increases productivity at most companies.

Always asserted, never supported.

We had a senior employee ask a diversity "trainer" to put a dollar figure on that...hehehe. The trainer didn't have a good day that day.

26 posted on 12/20/2011 6:13:31 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Le Chien Rouge

“Guilty. Thats how I met my wife”.

I guess the mistletoe worked for you!


27 posted on 12/20/2011 6:14:56 AM PST by momtothree
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To: sauropod
While all of her points are laugh riots, I liked this one the best:
One benefit is that if a big job comes in, people who don't usually get the high-profile work will be able to take it because they're the only ones around.

Because we all know that off-the-radar "big jobs" just slink right in the door without the knowledge or aid of sales, marketing or management. And neither the client nor the folks who shepherded that "big job" sure as heck don't care if the job is handled by senior staff or the Untouchable contract labor that was brought on last week.

This article reminds of of another article in cracked.com where Hollywood manages to have a real skewed idea of what the average workplace looks like. I'm guessing Penelope drinks from that same well of "knowledge".

28 posted on 12/20/2011 6:17:20 AM PST by The Theophilus (Obama's Key to win 2012: Ban Haloperidol)
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To: sauropod

>>I tried commenting, but found out that one can only comment if one has an American Express card that is registered with them. <<

Isn’t that part of Number 1?

1. The Christmas Caste System

(you have no AMEX, you can’t post)


29 posted on 12/20/2011 6:51:15 AM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice)
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To: Safetgiver

Sure, they get more time, but it’s also less disruptive for them to take it.


30 posted on 12/20/2011 6:54:45 AM PST by RockinRight (If you're waiting to drink until you find pure water, you're going to die of dehydration.)
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To: sauropod
The best way to combat the effects of this cultural division is to help lower-level people find the hidden benefits to working during holidays. One benefit is that if a big job comes in, people who don't usually get the high-profile work will be able to take it because they're the only ones around.

Are you going to pay them "high-profile" money for doing the "high-profile" work while the "high-profile" people are away on vacation?

If not, this is just another demoralizer.

31 posted on 12/20/2011 6:56:05 AM PST by Burkean Buckleyite
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To: FatherofFive

>>I actually liked having the senior management away from the office - we got a lot more done, there was a more casual atmosphere and we did real planning.<<

Isn’t that the truth!
I worked in a company that was ruled by the owner. This guy cycled manic to depressed and back 10 times a day.

When he was gone for Christmas, the company boomed and we were all happy. All our techs did the jobs that he shunned and we made googoobs of money. We brought in cookies and pizza, worked through lunch and were happy.


32 posted on 12/20/2011 7:00:48 AM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice)
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To: sauropod
More than 40 percent of all men have said they had a romantic exchange with someone at an office Christmas party.

Apparently the author is cranky and gullible.

33 posted on 12/20/2011 7:01:56 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: sauropod

1. There may be (and in fact often are) benefits to working your normal hours while the boss is off in some beautiful, exotic and warm vacation spot instead of up your lower GI. I just don’t necessarily want to get lectured about them by the boss.

2. The Christmas-party tryst, although it does occasionally happen, is and has always been a tradition more honored in the hope or the chase than the capture.

3. If you don’t celebrate Christmas as one of the faithful, that’s not a reason that you and I can’t work, play and have fun together. Y’all come. It’ll be fun. You can probably even get me to join in your festivities, too. If you’re annoyed by celebrating Christmas, and especially if you’re annoying about celebrating it, you are a bore and a boor, and I’d probably rather not work with you, over you, or (God forbid) under you.


34 posted on 12/20/2011 7:05:49 AM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: facedown

Sounds like a truly awful person . . .


35 posted on 12/20/2011 7:11:28 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: FourPeas

Watch for a rebuttal from Donald Trunk.


36 posted on 12/20/2011 7:12:59 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew (let establishment heads explode)
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To: Pan_Yan

I have found that not to be true, in fact, in my experience, it’s just the same 4 or 5 slutty women and the same 4 or 5 man-whore guys just trading each other off each year.


37 posted on 12/20/2011 7:21:30 AM PST by RockinRight (If you're waiting to drink until you find pure water, you're going to die of dehydration.)
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To: RockinRight

Yep. If 40% say they’ve had a Christmas party fling I’d bet 35% are lying.


38 posted on 12/20/2011 7:54:14 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: sauropod
"Diversity increases productivity at most companies."

Bull crap.

"Diversity", and all that it stands for, has got to be one of the most divisive concepts ever devised by those evil liberal bastards to balkanize Americans into little enclaves of color and ethnicity.

Diversity is utter pap.

39 posted on 12/20/2011 7:58:37 AM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political party's in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: sauropod
It is very obvious that this woman is a liberal self loathing nonreligious Jew. The article screams of christian jealousy.
40 posted on 12/20/2011 7:59:44 AM PST by Flavious_Maximus
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