Posted on 12/17/2011 11:36:36 AM PST by bkopto
Old habits die hard. You want to make sure they’re dead before you open that trunk in the pine lands.
Let me guess... the school gun safety officer is now teaching Nicholas how to nibble his pizza gun to have a safety lock? That he needs to register his pizza before shaping it? That he should never, Never... NEVER!! EVER!!! conceal his gun-shaped pizza?
They should have waited until he ate it, then they could have charged him with carrying a concealed weapon.
You know how those black slices of pizza are. They all look like guns.
In my experience, the people who make public school pizza should be punished
LOL! I was TDY at a remote site on a government reservation, and part of my duties were maintaining an old sattelite link. A tree had grown over the years and was partially blocking the signal.
As I was complaining about the paperwork maze and environmental impact statements for removing the tree, a super-sized (6'6") Senior Airman from NJ said: "Sarge, go take a break for a while"
When I came back the tree was GONE. Completely dissapeared. Like it had never been there.
/johnny
School leaders say the 10-year-old threatened other students at his lunch table with a piece of pizza with bites out of it so it looked like a gun and when asked about it was initially not truthful.
One of my students made a model of a Sten gun for a project and showed it to me yesterday. I thought it pretty cool myself.
Sounds like a Monty Python skit.
“Today’s lesson: How to defend yourself against an attacker armed with a slice of pizza”.
What about a pointed stick?
School is not the place to be playing with a piece of left over pizza shaped like a gun, and should be cause for punishment.
There is a time and a place for kids to gawk at live suicides on their cell phones, watch videos of zombies eating flesh, where everyone is armed and blowing each other away. There is plenty of time for these activities after school.
It will save lives and ANY tax money spent on the "the Bureau of Pizza Death and Dismemberment Regulation Department" is well worth the cost!
Our children deserve the chance at a fulfilling life!
Sausage and pepperoni makers MUST pay their fair share to society to protect us from this scourge of destruction.
“He should eat it into the shape of an extended middle finger. “
He should constantly hold up donuts and bagels to the administrators.
Tell me how it is possible to shoot other kids with a piece of pizza. Liberals are flat out insane and parents who let these scum bags get away with this lying BS need to be horse whipped.
When I was in junior high school (back in the early 70’s) it was not uncommon for about a half-dozen of us to walk through the neighborhood with our BB and pellet guns. We’d go over to the abandoned gravel pit on Allisonville Rd. and shoot up whatever we found; cans, bottles, birds, whatever. Just not each other. Then when the ammo ran out we went home and played basketball or football.
Can you imagine what would happen if the kids in my neighborhood tried that today?
Another point; my sister in law insisted that my nephew not play with toy guns so she wouldn’t buy any for him. When I was over at their house visiting, he was out in the yard using a stick he found as his toy rifle. So much for that idea. Now he and my son both attend Purdue; the other day they were looking at information on Tiger tanks on the internet.
Boys will be boys, you cannot legislate against it.
I’m guessing he came from “Pretty Much Alabama”, “Pineys”, or “Farms and Army Bases” per this map:
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