Posted on 12/14/2011 6:50:34 AM PST by Lazamataz
MADISON, Wis. -- The Government Accountability Board of Wisconsin has unanimously ruled that a failure to sign the petitions to force a recall election for Walker and Lt. Gov. Rebecca Kleefisch, shall be counted as a signature.
"It is my understanding of the law," board elections specialist David Buerger said, "that we cannot discriminate against any would-be petition signer. If they are illiterate, or have lost all their limbs, their signature will be counted, whether or not it is present on the paperwork."
This is the first time in American history that petition-circulators will be permitted to bring in completely blank pages and have them counted as fully-signed and filled to capacity.
"I believe that, if you refuse to sign a petition, you must sign it and indicate you are opposed to the measure. If no signature for your name and address exists, it is obvious you are giving consent to the measure by your inaction. 'Silence implies consent', as the old saying goes," said Leftee De Mokrat, one of the members of the GAB.
Political analysts believe that under these new rules, the effort to recall Scott Walker is likely to succeed. They also point to the new effort underway to count any vote, for or against Scott Walker, as a vote for his recall.
For your viewing pleasure.
I hope and pray that the voters stand up against the unions and their voter fraud.
The problem with satire is that no matter how far afield from reality I go, the Democrats are right behind me saying, "Hmmm. Damned good idea, that."
And then they implement it.
I’d laugh - but I fully expect truth to be imitating fiction far too soon!
I like it. Good one. LOL!
How right you are. It has gotten to the point where the line between satire and reality is totally erased. Nothing surprises me anymore. Good job.
Lazamataz satire ping for those interested.
Thought about it, but in today's climate, that would be unfair.
This is believable, these days.
Laz,
What is your address so I can send the bill for the heart attack, the life flight and the restorative therapy?
Oh...and a keyboard.
Title: "Beyond The Chad"
Thank you sir, and thanks for the ping. This one was quite short but I believe the idea works.
LOL, thanks, sorry to startle so.... I did boldly label it, SATIRE.....
You’re an Oracle, Laz.
Short, but you don't want to go too long, or people will lose interest. I've gone too long and people tell me taht they lost interest after paragraph fifteen. LOL!
I became so alarmed that I didn’t read the satire label!
and it is believable in this time...
......it's coming.
Whatdya mean Mack? Ur leavin’ the rest of us to fight this all alone? Get back here and VOTE! That’s what the Dems do. I’m shur you could get a cheap 10 day rate at a motel, or you could stay at my house. LOL
Communists on the move. Wait until they will require no signature for voting. It’s on the way. Only good communists is a devout criminal, and we have millions.
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