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To: SunkenCiv

Somehow,I knew this might attract the jesters on FR.

;)


21 posted on 12/05/2011 8:06:09 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: dynachrome

Some Mossad agents need to infiltrate this factory. Re-equip the phones. Then distribute as normal.

On a special signal, all the phones activate their new programming. The next time they get an incoming call, the phone starts to play the first five measures of “Hatikva”, and then activate the new feature they didn’t mention in the sales brochure...the 3 or 4 ounces of SEMTEX embedded in every phone.

BOOM!

Talk about the next ‘killer app’.


31 posted on 12/05/2011 9:06:21 PM PST by hoagy62 (The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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To: dynachrome

When using this new phone, if the user can’t hejira what the caller is saying, he’ll wish he hadith finger on the volume control.


38 posted on 12/06/2011 3:09:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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