I would post this whole thing, because it is FUNNY, but people won’t read it all, and they’ll think it’s serious. So I’ll just post the link:
Cain’s farewell message... leaked:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/12/03/a-farewell-from-herman-cain/
Personally, I think the missive ‘leaked’ in your link is childish, at best. My advice to others is “don’t bother.”
I'd rather have First Lady Gloria Cain then a staffer who Lewinskied a married man who was also the Speaker of the House in the Congressional Parking Lot.