Let’s get real fellow conservatives. The stakes are far too high to allow the reelection of Hussein. In a few short months we are going to nominate a Republican for President. He or she won’t be perfect but we MUST support any of these fine candidates! Here’s how I handicap the candidates
1. Bachman - the truest conservastive. Little shrill probably difficult to elect. I would vote for her
2. Mitt - Establishment flip flopper. I would hold breath and reluctantly vote for him
3. Newt. What a firecracker! I would vote for him because he could make O look like a fool with his teleprompter
4. Santorum - similiar to Bachman. needs a little charisma. definitely would support
5. Ron Paul. look out for aliens
6. Huntsman - makes Mitt look palatable
7. Cain. dropped a few notches, not because of lies, but response