O noes! O noes! This is a totally new problem! No industry or locality has ever dealt with a sudden influx of workers before!
O big mama government, Do Something! Save them!
“O big mama government, Do Something! Save them!”
These are definitely NOT the jobs Obama had in mind. Surely there is something he can do to stop this.
Okay. First thing we do is start the sensitivity training sessions. Then set up the Human Rights Commission in really plush digs. Then build several palaces for the lawyers.
Then bring in the Sierra Club and its pet, the EPA, to sue everyone in sight for hoping to endanger the left-handed cross-dressing upside-down snarkfishwarblerspottedbluefinglowthing.
Invent some new OSHA safety standards.
Trot out some victims of anything.
Then, most important of all, raise taxes.
That’s just the start. We’ll have the economy roaring in no time.