Okay. First thing we do is start the sensitivity training sessions. Then set up the Human Rights Commission in really plush digs. Then build several palaces for the lawyers.
Then bring in the Sierra Club and its pet, the EPA, to sue everyone in sight for hoping to endanger the left-handed cross-dressing upside-down snarkfishwarblerspottedbluefinglowthing.
Invent some new OSHA safety standards.
Trot out some victims of anything.
Then, most important of all, raise taxes.
That’s just the start. We’ll have the economy roaring in no time.
Yep, everyone knows that's the first priority in any situation that requires prompt action!
If winter wasn't underway, I'd think this was the perfect time to take all my free labor (10 kids) on a road trip with a trailer full of laundry equipment. It worked in the Gold Rush!