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Pakistan Bans "Monkey Crotch", Other Phrases
BBC ^ | 11/21/11 | Nosheen Abbas

Posted on 11/24/2011 5:49:39 AM PST by Mikey_1962

What do the words sex, lavender, flatulence, quickie, butt, mango and pud have in common? They are among more than 1,000 words deemed so obscene by the Pakistani Telecommunications Authority that they have instructed mobile phone operators to block them from all text messages. It is a decision that has left many in Pakistan unsure whether to be staggered, amused or outraged. Social media sites such as Twitter have been flooded with posts about the decision. An unconfirmed list has been circulating online. Many of the words are sexually explicit but the inclusion of some words and phrases appear to have defied even those who admit to possessing the lewdest of minds. Some Pakistanis have expressed their delight and gratitude, saying the list has taught them so many forbidden words and provided such a source of mirth. What is Yellowman? Rarely, if ever, can phrases such as "monkey crotch" and "athlete's foot" have turned up in the same 140-character Twitter post,.

Some people are simply curious - they want to know what an "ass puppy".

They banned 'kiss ass'!' Censorship in Pakistan has a rich history, from public lashings of journalists and those who were anti-regime in the 1980s to people getting shot in public places for religious beliefs. For many, this is just the latest and most bizarre twist, in a culture where freedom of expression is hard fought.

#PTABannedList" as well as pointing out that while "breast job" is forbidden, "boob job" is not.

What many people want to know is who the creative genius behind this list of words is?

Ultimately, Pakistanis have faith that they, too, will possess enough creativity to find ways around the bans.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: breastjob; butt; flatulence; lavender; mango; monkeycrotch; pakistan; pud; quickie; sex
Banned: Athlete's foot Flatulence Jesus Christ Monkey crotch Back door Bewaquf (foolish) Bakwaas (nonsense) Wuutang

What about George Carlin's seven?

1 posted on 11/24/2011 5:49:43 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

lavender and mango?????????????????


2 posted on 11/24/2011 5:52:28 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Mikey_1962
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How to curse in Urdu

Wonder if all of those have been banned....

3 posted on 11/24/2011 5:57:10 AM PST by mewzilla (Happy Thanksgiving!)
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To: Mikey_1962

4 posted on 11/24/2011 6:00:51 AM PST by Brandonmark (2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
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To: yldstrk
lavender and mango?????????????????

I can't believe you posted them!!

5 posted on 11/24/2011 6:03:20 AM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Brandonmark

Ha ha!


6 posted on 11/24/2011 6:03:36 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: Mikey_1962

pardon my crudeness


7 posted on 11/24/2011 6:04:19 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Mikey_1962

Lavender you!!


8 posted on 11/24/2011 6:43:50 AM PST by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: Mikey_1962

And that is why the unwashed leftists love Islam...they are of like mind... controlling what everyone else does!


9 posted on 11/24/2011 6:55:15 AM PST by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: HotKat

Watch it, Mango-Mouth!


10 posted on 11/24/2011 6:57:04 AM PST by Humble Servant
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To: HotKat
Lavender you!!

Mango!

11 posted on 11/24/2011 7:07:16 AM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Did they put Islam on that list? Muslim? Mohamhead? Jihad? Burka? Imam?


12 posted on 11/24/2011 7:15:34 AM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Mikey_1962

You are what you say you are!!!! Mango, mango, mango.....


13 posted on 11/24/2011 10:27:28 AM PST by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: Mikey_1962

Semprini!!!


14 posted on 11/24/2011 2:48:38 PM PST by Lost Dutchman ("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

“Jesus Christ” is also on the list. Thanks Mikey_1962.


15 posted on 11/24/2011 8:02:31 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Yeah, I got a mango for you all right....and it’s lavender too!


16 posted on 11/24/2011 8:05:09 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Mikey_1962
Pssst....


17 posted on 11/24/2011 8:08:14 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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