PETA asks Turkey, Texas to change name to Tofurky

KVUE.com ^ | 17 Nov 2011 | khou.com staff

[smokingfrog]

PETA is asking the small town of TURKEY, TEXAS

to change its name to Tofurky to help promote compassion for the animal this Thanksgiving.

[goldstategop]

Don’t mess with Texas. Just another bunch of Yankees tryin’ to change Southern ways. They don’ dat git it down South. Never have and never will.

[tgusa]

Oh, I dunno, those dorks are capable of just about anything.

[6SJ7]

Just to tweak PETA, the next town over from Turkey Texas should change its name to “Gravy” or “Fixins”.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Guess I have to reply... Gofurkyyerself, PETA!

Ya know, Bend, these PETA folks are the type that would rather be the main course... than sit at the table. Well, let 'em, bears and wolves need ae easy snack of the other white meat.

[MamaTexan]

PETA asks Turkey, Texas to change name to Tofurky,

Shur!

Soon as y'all change your name to STUPID.

Silly
Tyrants
Usurping
Peoples
Inalienable
Decisions.

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That way, you can introduce yourself by saying "Hi! I'm STUPID!"

And then nobody'll be surprised at what comes outta yore mouth!

[Zakeet]

[flatfish]

And PETA should change their name to DUMBASSES.

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[Ditter]

PETA is so unfair........ vegetables have feelings too!

[SuzyQue]

I believe they promised a tofu dinner for the town, if they agreed to the name change.

[Oztrich Boy]

Sometimes I think they are making these announcements just to get attention

[trisham]

LOLOLOLOL!

[Arrowhead1952]

Hey, I already posted on the OFST. - - - Oh wait.

[andy58-in-nh]

I suppose that Liberal, Kansas might be asked to change its name to Schmuck City, but it wouldn’t be fair to them, either.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Why not ask PETA to change its name to We Are Nuts.

[IYAS9YAS]

Wonder why you never see PETA protesting leather in biker bars?

I'd give 'em a hundred bucks just to see them do it. It would be money well spent on good entertainment.

[IYAS9YAS]

I won’t eat my dog, cuz he’s useful, and provides faithful companionship. I eat turkey because, well, they’re stupid enough to drown in the rain... Ooooh. I get it now. They share that special kindship with the PETA folks...

[smokingfrog]

[reagan_fanatic]

Wonder why you never see PETA protesting leather in biker bars?



"Heh heh - scuse me. Heh heh..."

[dfwgator]

Will they make similar demands of the country Turkey?

The only name that needs to be changed there is to change Istanbul back to Constantinople.

[X-spurt]

Liberalism is a mental disorder - Michael Savage is proven right over and over.