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To: daler

What does a Kentucky girl say after sex?
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“Get off me Daddy, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”


17 posted on 11/17/2011 9:29:52 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
“Get off me Daddy, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”

Then the dad took his daughter to the doctor. "Doc, she needs to be fitted for a diaphram." The doc replies, "She is 13 years old! Is she sexually active?" And the dad responds, "Nope. She just lies there like her mother does."

36 posted on 11/17/2011 10:00:03 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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What does a Kentucky girl say after sex? . . . . . . . “Get off me Daddy, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”

If a man and woman get married in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
53 posted on 11/17/2011 10:42:05 AM PST by BikerJoe
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