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To: Izzy Dunne
“Get off me Daddy, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”

Then the dad took his daughter to the doctor. "Doc, she needs to be fitted for a diaphram." The doc replies, "She is 13 years old! Is she sexually active?" And the dad responds, "Nope. She just lies there like her mother does."

36 posted on 11/17/2011 10:00:03 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: FatherofFive

“Then the dad took his daughter to the doctor. “Doc, she needs to be fitted for a diaphram.” The doc replies, “She is 13 years old! Is she sexually active?” And the dad responds, “Nope. She just lies there like her mother does.”

Son comes home from school and starts telling dad all about his new girlfriend. Dad, she’s great! Long brown hair, great figure. Methodist! Doesn’t smoke or drink or cuss! Mom and dad are fine people! Her dad’s a doctor and mom works at the church. And guess what? Dad, she’s still a virgin!

Dad: son, you stay away from that girl. It’ll never work. If she’s not good enough for her own family, she’s not good enough for mine!


61 posted on 11/17/2011 11:35:56 AM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: FatherofFive

That’s awful! (But it’s funny!)


62 posted on 11/17/2011 12:35:54 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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