[glock rocks]

there are two shows this weekend. After the bigfoot marathon and suckage, there’s a race for the championship. I’m going to watch both. Tequila optional.

[Baynative]

The Grand Marshall will interrupt her Hawaiian vacation to conduct a special cooking class to instruct NASCAR fans on how to grill arugula and endive. After which she will take some time off from her strenuous schedule in preparation for her next vacation.