Don’t worry I’m sure the Muzzie’s will make the land “Holy” again by burying a few thousand Christians body parts.........I wish someone would surround the Mosque at ground zero with some bacon grease...
Two moderate muslims were seated next to a very polite Marine on flight. The Marine kicked off his shoes to relax, then decided he wanted a Coke, so upon getting up, he asked the two muslims if they wanted one also. They said yes, but when the Marine had gone forward, they picked up his shoes and spat in them.
Shortly before landing, the Marine slipped on his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He turned to the two muslims and asked; “Why does it have to be this way between us? Will it always be this way”? The muslims asked what he was referring to. He said’ “you know, the spitting in the shoes and the pissing in drinks………………………
On one side next door is the Amish Market selling lots of ham sandwiches and pork chops; on the other is the Dakota Roadhouse serving plenty of adult beverages.
Now, if there were only a strip joint right across the street . . .