[Boojum]

I googled the proposed Ground Zero Mosque and did a street view.

On one side next door is the Amish Market selling lots of ham sandwiches and pork chops; on the other is the Dakota Roadhouse serving plenty of adult beverages.

Now, if there were only a strip joint right across the street . . .

[HiTech RedNeck]

If you’re not kidding now THAT is a hoot.