Why isn’t the Wife Swapping Studies scholar-president of State Penn on the hook to become part of the chain gang too?
Geez, what a moral swampland Penn State is!
"Spanier was also an author of a study in the Archives of Sexual Behavior concerning the practice of mate swapping, or "swinging".[8]"
So maybe it's a slight embellishment, but I suspect it's really close to the mark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Spanier