Yeah...I’ve been amazed at some of the JoPologists and McScuses that have been surfacing.
Excellent. I'm committing "theft" of this for my tagline. [See below for direct eyewitness evidence]
If you don't like it, go call your 'daddy' tonight about this "incident";
...then call your superior the next mornin' so you three can "huddle about it"...
...and then have him call his superiors the day after that.
I'm sure somebody will FREEPMAIL an interview or interrogation or somethin'...
...some day...
...some month...
...some year...
...some decade...
...some century...
But if you don't eventually recover this tagline, hey, it's not a FREEPER conspiracy or nothin'...
It'll be your fault...
'Cause your incident report just got 'lost in translation' or somethin' ...
...and you weren't 'cific 'nough...
...you were just too vague in describing the alleged 'theft'...
...You only said I 'massaged' that post and that you witnessed that 'something of a borrowed nature from a young poster' occurred...
...And of course...we "all know" that having communicated this alleged 'theft' once or twice this weekend, that you'll NEVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER have a chance to send a FREEPMAIL or POST about it again to your superiors -- or receive any such similar query from them asking you to clarify what I did (or didn't do) overnight!
So, hey. If you don't want to get blamed for 'covering up' this alleged 'theft,' ya better make sure you send ONLY ONE communique to your immediate superior; and only ONE communique to his superiors!
After all, you know in your heart of hearts that your real goal isn't to EVER stop me from goin' round and stealin' posts and converting them into new tagline toys...
Your real objective of keepin' communiques minimal and buried away is to simply provide plausible denial in case this ever goes "public."
{You can thank me for this wise counsel of "How to Distance Yourself from a Tagline Thief in 5 Easy Steps" later...Oh, and hey, if you stay silent after those two communiques...who knows...I may even promote you to head of tagline thief recruits + some "white out" post}