Militant Rebel-WASPS Swarm Occupy Wall Street, Defending Their 0.0001%. (PARODY)

The Impersonals ^ | 11-9-11 | Matt Brand

[sdcraigo]

NEW YORK, NY — Hundreds of members of a militant splinter group called the Rebel WASPS descended upon Wall Street yesterday, signaling the emergence of a powerful new faction in the protests and a formidable opponent to the Occupy movement.

Arriving en masse in vintage Saabs and old station wagons that their parents keep as “second home” cars, the WASPS drunkenly stormed lower Manhattan Tuesday, carrying signs with slogans reading “We Are The 0.0001%,” and “Privilege is a Right”.

Five of the Rebels were arrested for open container, but were immediately released by orders of Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “The WASPS have every right to defend their 0.0001%, or whatever it is, from the Occupiers,” said the Mayor, who earlier this week was spotted eating sirloin at the Strip House with Rick Mayson, the Rebel WASPS’ leader, leading many to believe that he is secretly supporting and encouraging the rebels.

http://su.pr/7lj8f3

[sdcraigo]

"a militant splinter group called the Rebel WASPS" “Privilege is a Right”

[ColdOne]

but were immediately released by orders of Mayor Michael Bloomberg I guess they don't use salt! Interesting Bloomy has standing orders to release them.

[THE_RAIDER]

I hope the swarming butterflies don’t show up they are real scary.

[PGR88]

all the WASPS I know are left-wing twits and lazy stoners who are probably part of OWS already. It seems Max Weber never considered the end-game of his “protestant ethic” theory

[sdcraigo]

The link is:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7lj8f3/theimpersonals.com/loveinthedumps/rebel-wasps-swarm-occupy-wall-street/

[ottbmare]

all the WASPS I know are left-wing twits and lazy stoners who are probably part of OWS already.

(OTTB Mare raises her hand shyly) Now you know at least one who isn't a left-wing twit or a lazy stoner, or part of OWS.

[LadyBuck]

Glad i’m not the only Impersonals fan! WAY better than The Onion...