Swimming has been through a huge scandal, lot of coaches exposed. My daughter had one coach, an older man, who used to divide the girls into lanes, saying the girls with big titties in this lane and the girls with little titties in the other lane, then he used to put one foot up on the block and stand there and give instructions so the girls had to look up at him, and up his shorts at the same time.
Re your last: Bring back public horsewhipping.