[shibumi]

"I've been a professional writer all my professional life."

And apparently a master of the sentence fragment, mixed metaphor and redundancy.

But then the man who he bumptiously claims to emulate was possessed of some notions almost as bizarre as those of his political hero.

What the heck! We always can use a class clown.

(Somebody get the Super Glue! The one on the left is trying to escape!)

[Allegra]

And apparently a master of the sentence fragment, mixed metaphor and redundancy.

Yes, my first thought when reading that was how my first creative writing teacher in high school would have red-marked the heck out of that. I don't even like to think what the oft-published profs I had in college would have done.

And I haven't been "a professional writer all my professional life." ;-)

[TsonicTsunami08]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[Absolutely Nobama]

I have new wall paper.....

[Hemingway's Ghost]

And apparently a master of the sentence fragment, mixed metaphor and redundancy.

AND the cavalry brings with them the English Police.

Here's a hint, professor: FR ain't the SATs, and you can rest assured I don't have the same standards for posting here as I do with the stuff I do professionally. M'kay?