[smokingfrog]

Man Found Dead In Bathtub In Lake Worth

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Does this mean the wife hasn’t taken a bath since May?

[Armedanddangerous]

Didnt anyone smell the dead man in the tub for five straight months?

[Steely Tom]

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[afraidfortherepublic]

FTA: Deputies had been searching for the woman since her husband was found in the bathtub at their Lake Worth home early Tuesday.

I guess she wasn't home!

[org.whodat]

I am not letting you out of there until you stop stinking.

[Buckeye McFrog]

now that's some significant shrinkage...

[THE_RAIDER]

That will teach him not to leave the toilet seat up.

[martin_fierro]

Davis also said deputies found the victim's wife inside the home when they executed a search warrant Monday. Now detectives want to know why she never reported the death.

[Dixie Yooper]

"I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to? My Juanita

I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes

Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die tryin

Throw me a line, throw me a line

'Cause there's a dead man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan"

[dfwgator]

[txmissy]

Ew.

[Erasmus]

Way out on the wind-swept desert,
Where nature favors no man
A buffalo found his brother
Laid out on the sun-baked sand.
Said my brother, what ails you?
Has sickness got you this way?
His brother never said
‘cause his brother was dead
He been dead since way last May

Oh de le de lo de layhee
De le do de layhee, hooh.

—Desert Blues, Jimmy Rodgers

[AngelesCrestHighway]

GAAAK!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

GAAAK!