But if you want to be president of the United States---no relevant experience is necessary! Don't worry about running for lesser office, say, Governor of somewhere. A proven record? You don't need one! You just need the votes! Is this a great country or what?!
In fact, no political record is a good thing. That way you can’t be pinned down to anything like, say, a vote or a signed piece of legislation. People can look at your words, and your words don’t come out right, you were “just kidding.”
Politicians are the problem, not the solution.
Herman Cain is the solution.