First they raised the price so high you couldn’t afford to buy them at the corner store anymore, so I started getting my cigarettes online and having them delivered by mail right to my door.
Then they decided to ban the sale of cigarettes online but NOT little cigars. So I switched to little cigars...which are actually less expensive.
THEN, in a move I am sure was designed to help the US Postal Service, they banned ALL tobacco products from being sent through the mail.
Fedex is much faster anyway.
Tony Soprano and his goombahs can fill all your tobacco needs for less than they charge in the stores.
He can probably supply incandescent lightbulbs, Freon, top-loading washing machines and phosphate dishwashing detergent as well.
Hmmmm, maybe I could become the next Al Capone if I invent and market a phosphate additive to dishwashing and laundry detergents...
I also hear tell the corner bartender can hook you up with Christopher Moltisanti, who has a sideline ripping old 3.5 gallon toilets and shower heads out of foreclosed houses...
I used to order cigs online, until they banned it. I didn’t know they could be Fed Ex’d!
Thanks for the heads up!!