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Senators Propose Law to Make Fake Maple Syrup a Felony Offense
Fox News ^ | 10/26/11 | Anon (staff)

Posted on 10/26/2011 3:06:20 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

Senators from maple syrup-producing states are seeking a law to make selling the fake stuff a punishable offense.

Sens. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., and Susan Collins, R-Maine, proposed legislation Thursday to make selling fraudulent maple syrup a felony. The bill, co-sponsored by Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., is called the Maple Agriculture Protection and Law Enforcement (MAPLE) Act.

Leahy stated in a press release that he is alarmed at the increasing number of people and businesses claiming to sell Vermont maple syrup but actually selling something "that is not maple syrup at all."

"This is fraud, plain and simple, and it undermines a key part of Vermont's economy," Leahy stated in the release.

Collins, whose state is the third biggest producer of pure maple syrup in the country, stated that fake labeling hurts the agricultural industry and defrauds customers "who have the right to know exactly what they are purchasing."

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Vermont
KEYWORDS: crime; maplesyrup; senators
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Since there are probably more states that produce fake maple syrup than the real stuff, someone should introduce a bill to make producing real maple syrup a felony.


21 posted on 10/26/2011 3:24:10 PM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER ( Celebrate Republicans Freed the Slaves Month.)
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To: JaguarXKE
Can we make women faking it a felony also?

If we lock them up for that, we get the added bonus of no more Democrats elected to any office.

22 posted on 10/26/2011 3:24:58 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

They can fake a label, but they can’t fake the taste.


23 posted on 10/26/2011 3:25:45 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: shankbear

“Such a sticky topic. I hope they don’t waffle on the decision.”

Hee hee hee hah hah. Thanks for the out loud guffaw.


24 posted on 10/26/2011 3:25:45 PM PDT by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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To: SkyDancer

Sorry....couldn’t resist. Nice face-palm.


25 posted on 10/26/2011 3:26:59 PM PDT by shankbear (The GOP and the mass media are giving us another McCain......thanks.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
BEING FROM VERMONT (at least for the time being) and unfortunately, having 2 of the MOST FAR LEFT (nay "Socialists") Moonbats as our Senators ("Bronx" Bernie, and the "TRAITOR" Leahy) as well as being well aware that Snowe is a 1st Class RINO.....

....I can personally vouch that all 3 should know all about "Sap(s)" as they are all one in the same!!!

26 posted on 10/26/2011 3:29:25 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: shankbear
They need to prosecute anybody putting fake goods of any kind on the market.

Does that include fake intelligence in Washington, DC?

27 posted on 10/26/2011 3:30:31 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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To: JaguarXKE

Can you improve your performance so nobody has to fake it? I don’t see how one could “fake,” myself, but then, my husband knows what he’s doing.


28 posted on 10/26/2011 3:30:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You can tell them I just sailed away.)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
Topping the most wanted list are the Vermontville Michigan syrup queen and her court.

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Eric Holder is probably walking fake syrup across state lines as we speak.
29 posted on 10/26/2011 3:31:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ooooops, I messed up having just glanced at the article—having already been aware of what these MORONS were up to from local news—as well as having a difficult time distinguishing between Maine’s 2 “Beeatch-Sistahs” the Bobbsey Twin RINO’s (Collins and Snowe) I chose the wrong one, though I’d bet the farm (if I had one) that Snowe would support this stoooopid (feel-good) legislation as well.


30 posted on 10/26/2011 3:34:44 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: nuconvert

Sometimes you add these posts together and get
funny stuff...

Can we make women faking it a felony also?

They can fake a label, but they can’t fake the taste.


31 posted on 10/26/2011 3:34:59 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: ProudFossil

Where are the Log Cabin Republicans on this?


32 posted on 10/26/2011 3:35:39 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: shankbear

Got sick of seeing that “Duh Oh” from the Simpson’s they post here every so often and which by the way I’ve never watched. We have it down here but it’s a show I’ve never cared for.


33 posted on 10/26/2011 3:36:10 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Pilot: n. The Highest Form Of Life On Earth)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

No punishment is too severe for selling fake maple syrup!


34 posted on 10/26/2011 3:36:10 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Criminalization of all sorts of civil infractions is a good to get control of the population.


35 posted on 10/26/2011 3:36:19 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Tax-chick
Don’t we already have laws against false advertising in the Uniform Commercial Code?

We have all the laws we'll ever need. All the "lawmaking" done these days consists mainly of naming an existing law after someone or making an existing law ridiculously specific to some group which may or may not be funneling cash to the "lawmaker."

36 posted on 10/26/2011 3:36:19 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: JaguarXKE

“Can we make women faking it a felony also?”

Can of worms there FRiend. Much like the first denier of a fart.


37 posted on 10/26/2011 3:36:55 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Pizza for President.)
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To: Melchior

Absolutely wrong! Maple syrup (the real stuff) contains natural phenols, which make it far less a danger for diabetics than pure sugar.


38 posted on 10/26/2011 3:39:03 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That must be darn good syrup


39 posted on 10/26/2011 3:41:34 PM PDT by rightistight
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To: JaguarXKE; Lazmataz

Wouldn’t Laz have to be able to notice?


40 posted on 10/26/2011 3:41:50 PM PDT by Paladin2
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