[laweeks]

we need an equal opportunity derogatory name for the boy.

Howz' 'bout, "He's a SLAT who went into a SLIT in the SLUT!"

[grey_whiskers]

Howz' 'bout, "He's a SLAT who went into a SLIT in the SLUT!"

Not bad at all...but by this time I seriously question whether it is still a slit; probably more like a chasm.

Cheers!