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To: Vendome; Osamabindead
That’s because Baptist have irreverent humor.


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.   So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
 
 I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
 
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
 
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of god!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
 
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
 
 
-- Emo Phillips

21 posted on 10/21/2011 8:29:15 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Elsie; Osamabindead

Don’t get me stahhted.

My faith is a religion, yours is a sect and that guy over there whom we don’t like, well, his is a cult.


24 posted on 10/21/2011 11:04:03 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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